| Type | Poem |
|---|---|
| Date | 1972-03 |
| Lines | 32 |
| Tags | parody |
A parody of "You Are Old, Father William" featuring characters from the soap opera Dark Shadows.
"You are old, Cousin Quentin," the vampire cried,
| Name | Role |
|---|---|
| Marian Turner | Author |
| Relation | Sources |
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